Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens:
Young Pip was a lad from the marshes.
He smeared o’er his past with whitewarshes.
He got disgustingly rich,
yet still wanted that bitch,
and caused shit much too deep for galarshes.
(Featured image of the Upton Marshes copyright Iain Wanless on Flickr via a Creative Commons Attribution License.)