I never should have presumed I was friendless. It turns out that I DO have friends. And they both decided to spend a night at my house.

Let me go on the record saying that I love my friends. But maybe not quite as much as I love my readers. So please accept a WARNING: This week’s Fool’s Gold (in The Durango Telegraph, the New Mexico Mercury, and The KC Post) is like a glimpse into my personalized pair of threadbare chonies. Because… well, you’ll see.

(Featured image of the space invader copyright Wally Gobetz/CC. “Do it – couch surf” copyright Brandon Cripps/CC.)