Aftermath

Not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty much a math genius. Like, I scored more points on the SAT than the Seahawks and Patriots scored in the Super Bowl COMBINED, which means I’m worthy of a halftime show with performers way more famous than Katy Perry, whoever he is.

All great minds must eventually come out of well-deserved retirement to save the world. In my case, I have been called upon to tutor a fifth grader struggling with math.

The fish really jumps the tank when I hit the mathy parts in this week’s Fool’s Gold, live now on the New Mexico Mercury and The KC Post. (And a reprise in The Durango Telegraph!)

 

(Featured image, “Optics Final,” copyright Bryan/CC. Left Shark gif via Giphy.)

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