Back to My Future

I have taken a real liking to myself. That’s why I am thankful for throwing out my back, despite depending on others to tie my shoes.

giraffe with back pain

Now please do not think that I fail to care for my back precisely the way WebMD says I should. Quite the contrary! I am taking the long view of my health. By throwing out my back now, at the ripe young age of it’s none of your beeswax, I am investigating the waters of old-person matrimony BEFORE getting married.

The results of my Jane Goodall-like field research are live now in Fool’s Gold in the New Mexico MercuryThe KC Post, and The Durango Telegraph.


(Featured image of turtle piggy-back copyright Mikhail Esteves/CC. Giraffe with back pain copyright Sarah Joy/CC.)


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