Typecast
If there’s one thing I’m tired of, it’s people older than me complaining about kids these days. Kids these days don’t know how to have respect. Kids these days are […]
Tag Archives: writing
The Music Man
I have lately been pondering what it means to be a man. Manliness and manhood incorporate so many ideas of responsibility and strength, compassion and bodily odor, that it’s difficult […]
Double Dog Diss
The latest thing I’ve always wanted to do with my dog is take a road trip and go to a concert together. In case you want to cry again, here’s […]
Doggie Bucket List
If you ever wondered about the fair market value of a dog’s loyalty, it is somewhere short of three hot dogs. I discovered that exchange rate earlier this evening. I’m […]
Dialed Up
Believe it or not, I have actual friends all over this country. All over the world! That way, I know I am loved in several time zones, but I don’t […]
No Admission
“No” is one of the most important words people learn as toddlers. It establishes boundaries, builds a sense of self, and enables one to sing the Bob Marley song “No […]
No Place Like Home for the Holidays
I bought an old pickup truck last week. And just in time, too! Now I’ll have somewhere to sleep this Christmas season. Okay, I’m making it sound worse than it […]
Catatonic Water
For Halloween, some people went in costume. I went to bed. And can you blame me? There are so many reasons to be tired. It’s go-go-go all day long, working […]
Registered Offenders
Gifts are cool. Thus, in theory, gift registries should also be cool. I really want to like gift registries in the same way I like the novelty food at minor […]
The Booboo Guru
Welcome back to the Fool’s Gold Advice Column for Smarties. It’s just like “Car Talk,” only more exhaustive. This week, The General Public has entrusted me—me!—with righting their lives. I […]
